My Diary 2003

Yesterday is History, Tommorrow is a Mystery, Today is a Gift, Thats why we call it the Present

Saturday, March 06, 2004

Lets see.. LOLz today was a super funny day.
Went out cycling with jojo, esta, jingting and jessie to pierce. Lets talk about noobs riding bicycles.... Nv expected MYSELF to fall down... but I did.... and i was the FIRST to fall!!!!!!! Now how shall I begin siaz.....
The bike i was riding was the first time i rode... so was kinda new to it and was playing around with the brakes..... and i hit the front break...........
The bicycle suddenly jerked forward.....
My body went forward too...
in a kinda slow motion.... due to the braking of the front tyre
I FLEW FORWARD and OUT of the bicycle.....
My feet went over the handles of the bicycle handles and i landed on my own 2 feet and instead of my head!
The bicycle den toppled behind me with a bang....
LOLz!!!!!!!!
And following that, Jing ting and jessie collided with each other when both of them turned their heads to look at me....
hahahaha

The next falling down was at the end of the park.. Jessie, in her excitement, tried to turn a way through some barriers and she fell.... nearly into the drain....

And we carried on... with 2 drunkens riding the bicycles all the way.... jessie and jingting swaying from side to side like drunkens... it was HILARIOUS!

Then we finally reached pierce reservoir and found a spot to sit and rest. And jojo and myself went around finding snails and their eggs. Found 2 golf balls lolz and threw it from the bottom to the top shouting “Mi Jue Shi Tai! Kan Zao!” and the ball apparently FLEW PASS in front of their faces! LOLz. Guess that would be the 1st and the last throw of golf balls =P

Following that, we cycled to the other side to catch prawns…. Met a GANG of MONKEYS! And I mean it… REAL monkeys with their babies… luckily they didn’t come near us.. and Jessie made her 3rd and 4th fall… this time on the grass.. didn’t really see how she fell.. and jingting got addicted to catching prawns hahaz. Kinda infectious =)

After that, it kinda rained… so seeked shelter luckily it was just some passing showers so we carried on to cycle to eat roti prata.. lets see how much we ate…. 3 prata kosong, 4 egg prata, 2 cheese prata and 2 mutton mutabuk =)

On the way home.. something funny happened…. Told Jessie to watch out for a cone that was blocking dangerous hole behind it…. And den…. SHE RODE STRAIGHT FOR THE CONE!!!!!! Just u Imagine that… LOLz…. It was a bicycle trip full of laughter siaz! And then jing ting was just talking about the number of falls by each person when at bishan… she made her final BEAUTIFUL FALL…..

She was supposed to ride across something… and while doing so, she started to laugh… and den she fell…. Slowly…..STRAIGHT DIRECTLY… into….. her…… “coffin!” with both hands in the air….. STILL LAUGHING!

=) Matrix cyclists = people who fall down in a slow and ‘expert’ manner…

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

This is my last warning to you
In future, you are not allowed into westside again!

HA!, tomorrow, day after tomorrow, 2days after
EVERYDAY will go to westside

FINE! then tomorrow, day after tomorrow, 2days after
EVERYDAY will chase you out of westside
Untill the day you dont dare to come!

Atrocious Atrocious Atrocious !!!!!!

Stupid busybody dumbo....